So, as we went about trying to find a name for this group of eclectic individuals, one funny name that stuck for awhile was “Moron Choir”, for reasons we’ll not go into. However, we did revel in the humor of all the insane quotes people come up with, so we created the “Book of Morons”.  Here is a sampling ... we just weren’t smart enough to write them all down. So many good quotes, so little space...  If you’ve heard a good line that belongs on this page, let us know.


After heart surgery, one parent, when asked how they were doing, said “well, on a scale of 1 to 10 ....I’m OK.”

I never apologize for anything.  Sorry, that’s just the way I am.

“We’re a lot better than we sound”, upon hearing ourselves and comparing it to our own musical standards...

“Our price for gigs is $500. If it’s a really good gig, we’ll pay as much as $600, but that’s it”.

“I wasn’t raised to be religious,  thank God.”

“Indifference can really be contagious, but then.. who cares.”

“What if there were no hypothetical questions?”

         We would be remiss if we didn’t quote the most obvious moron on the face of the earth.

“I believe the role of the military is to fight and win war and therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.”  If there was a bet for the stupidest president in history, I know where my money’s going...

“I will have a vice president who can become the president. ...I will have a vice president that agrees with my policy. I'm going to have a vice president that likes me.”

“It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.” 

         Finally, an answer that makes sense. Remember Willy Horton?

WASHINGTON POST: Why do you think bin Laden has not been caught?
DUBYA: Because he's hiding.

“Over 50 percent of our energy comes from overseas. Fortunately, a lot of it comes from Canada.”

“I assured the prime minister of Canada that my vision of the hemisphere goes both north and south.”

I've been consistent throughout the course of the campaign that my Supreme Court will be people that will not use the bench from which to legislate.

“Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.”

“We're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans.”

         And finally a supposed value statement from one of the world’s greatest liars..

“We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace.”

         Sorry, but the “Internets” are just not big enough to hold all the drivel from this pathetic moron...


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